When I went out to start the car for work today the porch was full of geese, ducks, chickens and 1 turkey!
Scared the Hell out of me!
As I stepped out onto the porch they started flapping and squawking! Trying to fly into the air!
I froze for a moment then started swinging my arms to bust through the pack of feathers!
As my heart slowed and the birds made their way off the porch I saw an amazing amount of bird crap on the porch!
We are having a box delivered UPS today. Wonder what the driver is going to think about that mess? Because I'm not cleaning it up. Sounds like a job for my lovely children.
3 comments:
Poor you! I know how you feel about birds. Maybe one of your wicked kids did that on purpose?
I also agree, sounds like Colten might need to clean that up.
Large birds like that make a lot of poop, plus they creep me out. I detest geese.
I still know where you can find some minks!
They would take care of that mess, heh heh heh.
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